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The
Ritual:
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Bombay Sapphire, Plymouth, Citadel... |
Silver Serving Tray |
Dry Vermouth [any premium brand] |
Small Serving Dish |
Martini Olives and Opie's Mustard Onions |
Classic Shaker [room temperature] |
Fresh Lemon |
Good bar Towel |
Chilled Glasses |
Ice-Filled Ice Bucket |
Small Cutting Board with Knife to Cut Twists |
Cocktail Napkins |
Toothpicks for garnish |
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The Ritual
1. Assemble ingredients. Gather your thoughts. Prepare for The Ritual. (Talking is acceptable.)
2. Get your guest(s) together wherever you're going to shake and pour. Ask for quiet as The Ritual is about to begin. Turn up the music a bit. Begin to assess the prospects for the evening.
3. Cut your lemon twists about 1/4-inch wide and 2 inches long. Don't get any pulp, just the peel. Take out your chilled mushrooms and olives, and put them in a small dish. Pierce several with picks.
4. Take your Classic Shaker, and add ice until it's about two-thirds full. While you're in the freezer, get out your Gin. Pour slightly more than a quarter of the bottle (fifth size) into your Classic Shaker.
5. Pour a quick splash of refrigerator-chilled Dry Vermouth into the shaker. Make sure the spout cap is screwed on (very important). With a bar towel in one hand, hold the tap cap on (also very important). With the other hand, hold the handle. Shake vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds. This is where a graceful dance step could be used.
6. Place your Classic Shaker on a silver serving tray. Step back and watch the glow turn into mist on the shaker. Savor the moment, the music and all the possibilities that await as the evening progresses.
7. Now finish the glasses by rubbing the lemon twist around the rim. With the picks, put as many olives and onions in the bottom of the glass as you and your guests like. Set the glasses on the tray.
8. Unscrew the spout cap from your Classic Shaker. Pour into glasses with one hand on the handle and the other lightly on the top cap with the bar towel. Use a gentle side-to-side shaking motion. Fill the glasses about half to three-quarters full, going back and forth several times to make sure each glass is filled equally. You might get a second drink from this batch.
9. Turn the music back down, and propose a short toast. Depending on your mood ? and having now assessed your prospects for the evening ? here are two options:
"Do you love me, or do you not? I think you told
me once.
Please tell me ___. I've forgot."
"Here's to a clear conscience! ... Or a poor memory!"
"Here's to all our friends! We know you well and like you just the same."
"Here's to my ____! Who thinks that all I think about is ____,____, and ___! Little does (she/he) know, there's a second thought too: When do we eat!"
"Here's to woman's faults...
There are very many!
Here's to man's faults... They have only two:
Everything they say and everything they do!"
Here's to me...! I tip-toed in
last night with my shoes in my hands
Thinking how courteously quiet I should be...
When in the dark night, What do I see? But a few steps in front of me
My wife/husband doing the same damned thing!
"I have known many, Liked just a few, Loved just one (pause) ____ here's to you!"
(For those of you not used to performing this ritual, the entire process should take less than five minutes. If you get your ingredients together beforehand, which any martini lover takes care of as they would any of life's necessities, the ritual takes just a few moments.)
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